The Official Roommate Scorecard.
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The Official Roommate Scorecard Takes out the trash +3 Cleans the kitchen +5 Pretends to clean the kitchen but really just wipes the dirt around with your only clean sponge -2 Buys new sponges +4 Leaves their weed stems on the coffee table -1 Lets you smoke their weed +5 Buys toilet paper +3 Leaves passive aggressive note about how you need toilet paper and they bought it last time -15 Buys one 99-cent roll of toilet paper and counts that as their turn buying toilet paper -30 Plays loud (good) music -2 Plays loud (bad) music -10 Has loud sex -5 Clogs toilet -8 Enthusiastically asks you how your date went +2 Skeptically asks you how your “date” went -2 Asks if you want to know how their date went -4 Leaves used pan in your sink for five days -3 Leaves used pan in your sink for five days but with water in it, like that makes it okay -8 Has a cat +5 Has a cat in heat -20 Lingers weirdly close to the bathroom door while you’re pooping -10 Clearly used your bar of soap while showering -4 Really? Even though you used theirs last week? Shut up, it’s gross. 1 said -4 Leaves tiny beard shavings in and around the sink -5 Leaves curly pube trimmings in and around the toilet -2000 Won’t drive you to the airport Fair enough
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