DID YOU KNOW
Oral Sex is illegal in 18 statesIn Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights onIt is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourseSexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in GeorgiaEngaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DCIn Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasmIn Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll boothHaving sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in FloridaIt is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds
Some of these make sense.  But is there any reader out there who has not yet broken the law?
Me?  Off to jail I go...