Wonder Dump by Patrick Ballesteros.
lol
16/03/2014, 09:31
"Look guys! I grew up on a hidden island with a completely isolated ecosystem and a relatively limited range of foods, and particularly limited in our renewable red meat options! My digestive system is not entirely acclimated to processing a Meatlover's pizza with extra sausage and hot sauce, like you bastards keep ordering for team poker night!"
