THINGS I WOULD WISH UPON MY ENEMIESA LONG LIFE FULL OF TABLES WITH UNEVEN LEGSTHE WORLD S SMALLEST / doghousediaries :: enemies :: comic :: wishes

THINGS I WOULD WISH UPON MY ENEMIESA LONG LIFE FULL OF TABLES WITH UNEVEN LEGSTHE WORLD S SMALLEST WATER HEATERGROUP CONVERSATIONS ALWAYS CHANGE AS SOON AS THEY THINK OF A CLEVER COMMENTFLIMSYTOILETPAPERSEAT BACK. MEAL ON LAP. DRINK IN HAND. REMOTE ACROSS THE ROOM....ANDBLADDERTOOTHE POLITE SCORN

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THINGS I WOULD WISH UPON MY ENEMIES A LONG LIFE FULL OF TABLES WITH UNEVEN LEGS THE WORLD S SMALLEST WATER HEATER GROUP CONVERSATIONS ALWAYS CHANGE AS SOON AS THEY THINK OF A CLEVER COMMENT FLIMSY TOILET PAPER SEAT BACK. MEAL ON LAP. DRINK IN HAND. REMOTE ACROSS THE ROOM. ...AND BLADDER TOO THE POLITE SCORN OF A CANADIAN MOSQUITO BITES IN-BETWEEN THEIR TOES. THE SENSATION OF 1,000 LOST SNEEZES LOTS AND LOTS OF VIDEOS WITH INCORRECTLY SYNCED AUDIO TO INCORRECTLY USEYOUR INSTEAD OF YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET BOUNTIFUL AMOUNTS OF STRAY LEGO PIECES A COMCAST MONOPOLY IN THEIR REGION CLAMSHELL PACKAGING ON EVERYTHING INABILITY TO REPRODUCE THE LEATHER COUCH FART NOISE A SECOND TIME A PREDISPOSITION TO HITTING “REPLY-ALL” BY ACCIDENT CLOGGED SINUSES ON THE DAY OF A MEAL THEY’VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO ALL YEAR. LOTS OF FRIENDS... WHO TALK ENDLESSLY ABOUT THEIR BABIES’ “ADVANCED” PHYSICAL AND MENTAL DEVELOPMENT DOGHOUSEDI ARIES
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