Tell him:"You are just ugly!", broke his heart and let him 40 years to wonder what he have done wrong or freindzoned him.
05/10/2014, 14:11
40 years later
EW NO, WE’RE RELATED, REMEMBER? WAIT, WHAT? NO, I MEAN THROUGH EVE. LIKE ADAM AND EVE? YOU AND I ARE BOTH RELATED PSCH, YOU MEAN LIVCE, TO JESUS OR NO, I’M TALKING ABOUT MITOCHONDRIAL EVE. MITOCHONDRIAL EVE IS THE MOST RECENT WOMAN FROM WHICH ALL MODERN HOMO-SAP1ENS DESCEND FROM, THROUGH EAC... / date :: fail :: Cyanide & Happiness :: comics :: excuse
