Alternate Names For Everyday Things...

SMALL BREASTS SHOULD BE CALLED PETITS.
HEMORRHOIDS SHOULD BE CALLED ASSTROIDS.
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THE BACKS OF KNEES SHOULD BE CALLED KNEEPITS.
	
DAMAGED GOODS SHOULD BE CALLED "BADS."
OUTDATED MEMES SHOULD
BE CALLED MEMERIES.
A DRIVEWAY SHOULD BE CALLED A PARKWAY, AND A PARKWAY SHOULD BE CALLED A DRIVEWAY.