Why Mario is best...
UGH, A FAT STUPID PLUMBER 15 THE DUMBEST IDEA FOR A VIDEOGAME CHARACTER.
MO DUDE, MARIO IS THE BEST VIDEOGAME CHARACTER...
THIMK ABOUT IT - MARIO'S THE OMLy PLUMBER IM THE MU5HR00M KIMGDOM.
THAT MEAMS HE'5 THE OME WHO IMSTALLED THE PIPES EVERyWHERE AMD TUEVRE TERRIBLE.
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