Would You Survive in a Zombie Apocalypse?

NOT PMfHT ALL
WELL, IN) MOST 20MBIE APOCALyPSE 5CENJARI05, 9996 OF THE POPULATION) 15 DECIMATED By THE UNJDEAD H0RDE5. 5TATI5TICALLy SPEAKING, IT WOULD BE PRETTy P0INTLES5 FOR ME TO RESIST. AN)D WHILE WE FANJTA5I2E, THE REALITy IS THAT N)0 ON)E COULD POSSIBLy BE PREPARED FOR SOMETHIN)© AS IMPOSSIBLy SURREAL AS A
АН АШАНУ PREPARED
UELL yEAH, GOT My REPLICA KATAMA AMD I'M OK) TUE TOP FLOOR OF AM APARTMEMT BUILDIMG. BRIMG IT OM, SOMBIE-FOOLS.
WELL... LIKE, yEAU, GOT UALF A BOX. OF CUEERIOS AMD SOME BAGEL BITES.
CAMMED FOOD? )
I CAM OUST GO TO TUE GROCERy 5T0RE.
MO yOU CAM'T. A FEW WEEKS WORTU OF BOTTLED WATER?
A TWO LITRE
I'P РЮШ-И ОН У." lit
SEEIP TBE UAlKllft РЕАР ЬП Р1АУЕР (ESlPffcíT EVIL, SO I ШОУ WAT'S OP.
UH, HEY, 20MBIE? 1 5H0T YOU IK) THE HEAD. THAT MEAKJ5 YOU HAVE TO 5T0P. TH05E ARE THE RULE5.
-
WHY WOULD YOU THIK)K A REAL WORLD 20MBIE PLAGUE WOULD FOLLOW THE 5AME RULES ESTABLISHED IK) FICTIONAL M0VIE5 AK)D TV SHOWS?
OH... OKAY. WELL, DO THEY STILL WAK)K)A EAT BRAINS?
SORTA.
DUDE. THE5E
«И, ТОШУ PREPARED. VHER/EVER I SEE А EOMRIE MOVIE, I’M ALL LIRE “Oil M I VOULP TOTALLÏ RMOU UHAT TO DO IKÍ THAT SITUATION I COULD TOTALLÏ DO RETTER THAW THESE IDIOTS."
ETUIS IS My SECURE BOMB SUELTER - WELL | STOCKED WITU EWOUCU POOD AMD WATER AK)D WEAPOWRy TO LAST ME A LIFETIME/
i I I
		1	X	X .
			-0—b-	
©ONGHiS
YOU SURVIVED - AND GET TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THE DEAD ARE RISING - A BIOLOGICALLY-IMPOSSIBLE CIRCUMSTANCE THAT MEANS THERE MUST BE A HIGHER