I dont get the airplane one
03/03/2015, 03:44
In case of emergency break glass. i've been there! aint easy at least if u have a very tiny dick
The Gatorade bottle in #3 cracked me up.
Voice of miserable experience now: Once you START peeing, you can't just empty half your bladder; it's ALL coming out. There is no off-switch; there is only pinching your dick closed as a TEMPORARY interruption.
So make sure your emergency container is large enough. (Typically a nearly empty bottle of Pepto Bismal is... not large enough. T_T )
Voice of miserable experience now: Once you START peeing, you can't just empty half your bladder; it's ALL coming out. There is no off-switch; there is only pinching your dick closed as a TEMPORARY interruption.
So make sure your emergency container is large enough. (Typically a nearly empty bottle of Pepto Bismal is... not large enough. T_T )
