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Raising a Dog 4: Raising a Kid/*''IJSnHHHHMMi RAISING A DOGRAISING A KIDIf he slips out of your arms, he'll probably end up on his feet.If he slips out of your arms, youll probably end up in jail.People will look at you funny if you breastfeed them in public.For some reason, people will also look
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Raising a Dog 4: Raising a Kid /* ''IJSnHHHHMMi RAISING A DOG RAISING A KID If he slips out of your arms, he'll probably end up on his feet. If he slips out of your arms, you’ll probably end up in jail. People will look at you funny if you breastfeed them in public. For some reason, people will also look at you funny if you breastfeed them in public. For a couple hundred bucks you can pretty much get everything you need to take care of him. You will never have money again for the rest of your entire life. If you lost something small in your house, you’ll end up finding it in his poop. If you lost something small in your house, you'll end up finding it in his poop. You can pour some food in a bowl and he’s content for the day. You’ll buy his favorite food, but he’ll decide he doesn’t like that one anymore so you either have to cook something else, or let your kid go without eating. If you constantly buy them clothes, you’re probably an insane person. If you never buy them clothes, you're probably an insane person. Your landlord will charge you extra money for having one. Your landlord will keep your deposit after he's done puking on the carpet and coloring on the walls. You can probably find one to buy on Craigslist. I’m willing to bet you can probably find one to buy on Craigslist, as well. If you hearthem crying in the middle of the night and ignore it, you'll probably end up with pee on your floor. If you hearthem crying in the middle of the night and ignore it, you'll probably end up with social services at your door. Your cat is going to be absolutely terrified of it. Yeah, your cat is going to hate this one as well. At some point they’ll eat their own throw up. then lick your face. At some point they’ll try to eat the dog food and spit it in your face. If you don’t train them properly, they'll chew on your furniture. If you don’t train them properly, they’ll grow up to be on a reality dating show. If he licks you on the face, it means he loves you. If he licks you on the face, it means he’s banned from daycare. Couples get one to fix their relationship. That dog will definitely end up in the pound. Couples have one to fix their relationship. That kid will definitely end up in therapy. MANDATORY.com
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