LIKES: TRAVEL MUSHROOMS WILDLIFE COIN COLLECTING DISLIKES: GHOSTS FAKE PEOPLE aamas? Mario lists a few of his favorite activities and interests to complete his profile. i Wario aggressively challenges potential matches to show interest in him. Mario only swipes right if he has thoroughly looked at a profile and thinks he would be a good match. Wario swipes right to everyone and then asks his matches if they want a zigzag mustache ride. Mario sends his matches a short message to break the ice. Wario finds out where his matches work and calls in a bomb threat so they can be free to go out. Mario never takes out his phone when he goes on a date. Wario asks his date to help him rate the boobs of other Tinder matches. Mario waits until the third date to initiate intimacy. reduced the inspection grade of every Starbucks in the Mushroom Kingdom an entire letter. Wario crudely photoshops his head onto the bodies of better looking Nintendo characters. Peachie- Tee hee I'm a bit of a Shy Guy, but you can help me come out of my shell!
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