damn hippies
Dog: *Hugs* "It's OK, we are in this one together."
Or... slightly more plausible than Fido the Environmentalist...
"Ever since you had my balls cut off, the place they used to be gives me phantom itches, so I rub up on coarse-barked trees."
"Ever since you had my balls cut off, the place they used to be gives me phantom itches, so I rub up on coarse-barked trees."