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Babies come shrieking into this world as selfish, amniotic,Jam-covered goblins. Cats come into this world as kittens, which are independent, adorable,,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,baby,cats
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If you spoil a baby, they’ll become a terrible child, which will become a terrible adult, which will become the next Hitler. If you spoil a cat, they lack the physical capacity to grow up and command armies. They can’t ruin anyone’s life other than your own, so spoil away. [ i've f*-un -the
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