I used to suffer from
F.OM.O.
(Fear of missing out.),theoatmeal,missing out
But then I started suffering from
O.BI.W.T.GT.F.H.
(Out but I want to go the fuck home.),theoatmeal,missing out
Which is why I’m now a firm believer in
J.OMO.
(Joy of missing out.),theoatmeal,missing out