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Thanksgiving What you get« ✓ Pie and gravy J Celebrating dead natives by binging on dead animals ✓ Asked when you're gonna get married ✓ Travel anxiety ✓"Fat
Christmas What you get« V Pie and gravy ^ An obese man descending from the sky with a bag of shit you don't need V Asked when you're gonna start producing babies V Travel anxiety / Fat
The New year What you get ✓ Leftover pie and gravy ^ The motivation to get less fat because the earth is in an arbitrary location around the sun ✓ Drunken penises and inebriated hoo-haws ✓ Hangovers ✓Barf <----------------------------------------- 1 ✓Engagement announcements on facebook (see above) The Oatmeal
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