How To Be an Adventure Game Protagonist
WORKOUT! Specifically your arms for climbing, your legs for running miles upon miles a day, and your core for those times when your muscles show through your shirt and there’s people around to see. KNOW RBOUT EVERY RRTIFRCT! Even the ones that haven’t been discovered yet and defy all science during the time it was made OR yours. DORKLY KNOWRBOUTEVERY CULTURE EVER! Like, ever ever. Know all the important people from said culture too. And folklore. And history. LERRN TO TRKE R BULLET! Stiff upper lip. It’ll be okay. LERRN HOWTO KILL R BUNCH OF PEOPLE RND BE OKRY WITH IT It’s okay! You’re the hero!
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