OOOH
MIGHTY FIRE MOUNTAIN TAKE THIS SACRIFICE TO BE YOUR BRIDE
VOLCANO GOD IS A SMOKING ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE
OKAY
I'LL TELL HIM BUT HE ISN'T GOING TO LIKE IT
DOES HE REALLY THINK HE CAN BE PICKY?
VOLCANO GOD SAYS HE'S GAY
SEND HOT BOY . SACRIFICES >,oglaf,comics,funny
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?
HE SAYS THROW IN TWENTY POTENTIAL ^ BRIDES
EACH WEEK ONE WILL BE ELIMINATED 'TIL THE REMAINING SACRIFICE MARRIES HIM
MALE, FEMALE, INTERSEX, LIVING STATUE, TALKING FISH.
, MIX IT UP
WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK ^ HE IS? >
...WINNER WILL RULE THE LOST CITY OF GOLD, WHICH