The other passengers on the bus stare at me. I think they can hear the vibrator in my ass
"Those are my emotional support bees", I insist.
This reassures no one
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelainsplitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."