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My friend works at a movie theater and can take the cardboard cutouts. I have an irreconcilable fear of sharks. She decided to use her spare key privileges to terrify me beyond repair.,geek,funny pictures,art,beautiful pictures,shark,bathroom,tub,prank
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My friend works at a movie theater and can take the cardboard cutouts. I have an irreconcilable fear of sharks. She decided to use her spare key privileges to terrify me beyond repair.
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Comments 928.01.202018:39link4.8
I really need a 1:1 oompa loompa cardboard for the same exact reason.
Stalker Stalker 28.01.202023:31 response link 0.0
Achondrophobic huh?
Been a LOT of years since Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but Brad Williams is a pretty famous comedian now. You might be able to get one of him somewhere.

He's been known to have fun with Achondrophobic people now and then also.
Hinoron Hinoron 01.02.202007:13 response link 2.1
(Actually apparently the correct term is "Achondroplasiaphobia". Don't blame me, I learned the wrong word from Brad. :P
Hinoron Hinoron 01.02.202007:16 response link 0.0
Actualy i F*king tired of people using fake-sophisticated words to look like intellectual and tollerant because they self-aware the mediocre person they are.

My sister is just scared of them due to like they torture little kids, being scared of them is just normal like being scared of jason or freddy (or maybe even more since little i know about horror movie, but seem they never killed litle kids or not as oompa loompa did) soo... which kind of unnecessary-overly-sophisticated work i can use to describe people scared of killer/phsicopath? mhmm... oh yeah! just f*king regular people.
Stalker Stalker 01.02.202016:50 response link 0.0
...What the hell, man? O_o

Okay, one? It's not a fake word, it's the real term for the IRRATIONAL fear of little people (aka midgets, aka dwarves). Phobias are not rational or reasonable or practical; that's what makes them phobias. They're a psycho-medical condition and that's why they get their own, proper, name, to distinguish them from, a rational person being afraid of something that is actually dangerous and deserving of being afraid of. I think I made it clear enough that it's a word I only looked up yesterday, so if I was trying to be some kind of intellectual poser, I'm not doing a very convincing job of it.

Now if you're not talking about "midgets", but specifically the Oompa-Loompas from the movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (which were portrayed by midget actors in orange face-paint) they never once tortured or killed any kids; they sang and danced songs with cautionary messages. No children were tortured or killed in the beloved G-rated CHILDREN'S movie! Several of them acted like selfish, greedy brats and got into trouble by ignoring any and all safety warnings given to them, like the fat kid who drank out of the chocolate river and got sucked into the plumbing, or the entitled bratty girl who stole an experimental candy that wasn't ready for consumption yet and swelled up like a giant blueberry. They were examples of the movie's moral themes, about badly behaving children and the over-indulgent parents who let them grow into horrible brats, and the perils of greed. No one was tortured or died; all the bad kids were recovered from the consequences of their own misbehavior. The Oompa-Loompas HELPED them all get back to normal, even though the movie's primary theme was that bad behavior has consequences.

So you can see why I'm a bit confused as to WHAT THE HELL you're talking about? Maybe you need to watch the movie again? Or for the very first time?
Hinoron Hinoron 01.02.202019:48 response link 0.0
The fake i intend as attitude just as people use words like barometric pressure or precipitation in a everyday talking about weather to look smarter.

About the second part i have little to nothing to reply, the wall text, the pointless argumentation, the assumption about if i watch the movies or not and even just the will to start a discussion explain what i was talking about.
Stalker Stalker 03.02.202002:34 response link 0.0
Well, I don't do that, so I don't appreciate the attack.

If the second part was too long for you to read (which I am taking as a clue to why you seem personally offended by large words) then I'll make it shorter:
You wrote this and it makes no sense:

My sister is just scared of them due to like they torture little kids, being scared of them is just normal like being scared of jason or freddy (or maybe even more since little i know about horror movie, but seem they never killed litle kids or not as oompa loompa did)
Hinoron Hinoron 03.02.202003:55 response link 0.0
Ok, well first even if long i have read everything you write, "large word" incuded.

The point is even if you write a wall text or bold them still don't make any sense: yes oompa loompa torture childs, intended as deep lecture (since watching a movie several time is still useless if applied just a base lecture every time) or even just a s meme (did u remmember u pointless argumentation about a child movie g rated? where ever tom and jerry are child cartoon with lots of violence? frying pan and anvil smash on face and head?) i know is fictional violence or even abstracted, but some people like my sister still get scared by this thing like a regular horror/slasher movie so we joke about it, but you totaly misdirect the point about "Achondroplasiaphobia" when NOBODY was talking about it, or how you over dramatized it.

There are already 6/7 post about this pointless argumentation due to you misunderstanding to un/intended scary movies joke from "Achondroplasiaphobia".

Really, i hope this thing end here, nobody was talking about "Achondroplasiaphobia" and even if so nobody cares anyways.
Stalker Stalker 03.02.202019:50 response link 0.0
Imagine having this as a pop up/ out and put it in the refrigerator.
moo_roar moo_roar 29.01.202019:26 response link 0.0
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