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Jackie Chan Dies of Heart AttackK& ABCBuzz up! i^j Send Share PrintALos Angeles hospital has reported that Jackie Chan has passed away. The legendary Hong Kong actor who appeared in over 100 films died last night following a heart attack. He was promoting his most recent film, Kung Fu P3nda 2.
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