1. They said hell-no... and the meta answer is this is creepier with it being dudes.
2. True, and there-in lies the absurdity of the joke. Sperm could probably be extracted directly via syringe-to-the-nut by a specifically trained medical professional, but you'd still have to collected if fairly soon from the time of death, before the sperm die (they have very exact temperature requirements).
3. That sounds like the strangest Sunday morning sermon I will never have to hear. Thank whomever!
4. "HOLY SHIT I WAS FAKING TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY PANTS OFFICER LARRY!"
5. You mean "consent". Because cops are famous for respecting people's civil and human rights when they're alive?
6. Desecration of a corpse. It has it's own legal category.
2. True, and there-in lies the absurdity of the joke. Sperm could probably be extracted directly via syringe-to-the-nut by a specifically trained medical professional, but you'd still have to collected if fairly soon from the time of death, before the sperm die (they have very exact temperature requirements).
3. That sounds like the strangest Sunday morning sermon I will never have to hear. Thank whomever!
4. "HOLY SHIT I WAS FAKING TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY PANTS OFFICER LARRY!"
5. You mean "consent". Because cops are famous for respecting people's civil and human rights when they're alive?
6. Desecration of a corpse. It has it's own legal category.
But you have to be alive to bust one off
Or will he bring him back to life
Or maybe the isn't dead
He did not consend
Is this rape