How do you circumcise hillbilly? What's the difference between a hooker and dealer? I A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. What do priests and Mcdonalds have in common? How do you kill a retard? What does the mafia and a pussy have in common? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches. They both stick their meat in ten year old buns. One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit. What did one tampon say to the other? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"