(HI HONEY, IT'S DAD. IS YOUR MUM THERE? /Vi? SHE'S UPSTAIRS WITH UNCLE FRANK! UM HONEY. YOU DON'T HAVE AN UNCLE FRANK. YES I DO! AND HIM' AND MUMMY ARE IN THE BEDROOM W)TH NO CLOTHES! I SEE. CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOUR? RUN UP STAIRS AND SHOUT YOU'VE JUST SEEN PADDY'S CAR PULL UP ON THE DRIVEWAY.