Details This is a comp of my top ten very creepy crawlies, so prepare to be scarred for life. WARNING: This is not suitable for children or trolls or women who are pregnant or who may become pregnant. If you have a history of epilepsy or of being a little bitch consult a doctor before viewing. 10. The
This is a comp of my top ten very creepy crawlies, so prepare to be scarred for life. WARNING: This is not suitable for children or trolls or women who are pregnant or who may become pregnant. If you have a history of epilepsy or of being a little bitch consult a doctor before viewing. 10. The Vampire Moth We'll start off with a good one. This guy is the vampire moth. Think that all moths and butterflies drink nectar? Think again. As its name suggests it feasts on blood. And yes. They bite humans. Fortunately they do not carry any diseases, they're just scary. 9. Vinegaroon Holy fuck what the fuck is that thing?!?!?! This thing is called a Vinegaroon. And it's called this because, as if it weren't enough that it's scary as shit, has pincers, has a whip on the end of its tail, and that it's huge, this thing shoots chemicals that smell like vinegar. Hence the name Vinegaroon. 8. The Assassin Beetle A.k.a the Assassin Bug a.k.a the Kissing Bug. These guys have lightning fast front legs for catching insects. Big deal, right? That's not why he's sitting here as number 8 on our list. This guy packs a nasty bite with his beak-like mouth and injects a neuro-toxin that paralyzes other insects. It doesn't much affect a human though. The real reason he’s here is because this guy will literally crawl on your face while you sleep and shit somewhere on you, like your upper lip. It itches so in your sleep you'll rub it and cause it to into your pores. Wanna know what else he shat onto you that is now inside of you? Eggs. The House Centipede I fucking hate these guys. Ew ew ew. Ok. Phew. Calm down. These guys are well known for being fucking creepy and disgusting. And they live in your fucking house. Climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' your people up. Guess what? They bite! Although to adults there bites will cause someone to swell, get a fever, chills, and sudden weakness, bites are relatively not fatal. Although they are much more dangerous to children or people with allergies to bee stings. Such people can go into anaphylactic shock if bit. Ew, gross, moving on. The Army Ant Remember those giant-ass ants from the forth and worst Indiana Jones movie? Yeah. They're real. They're called Army or Soldier ants, and they are nomadic, in other words, always on the move. They live in Africa. (Thank Raptor Jesus) They are known for swarming all at once at other animals. Yes, even humans. Bitches got zerg'd. By the way, do your legs itch? 5. The Camel Spider We all knew this was cornin'. The camel spider. Freakiest creature on earth. Its not even a spider! It's in it's own family of gross little fuck-uglies. Oh, and they bite. BAD. It melts flesh around the bite area. But don't worry. They're only in the Middle East. Unless of course you're currently stationed. Then, run mutha fucka run! 4. The Brown Recluse Hey Bill. (I just blew some guy named Bill's mind.) This guy is the brown recluse spider. The most dangerous fucking spider since the dinosaurs! Not really. Fatalities from bites are extremely rare. That doesn't mean these guys aren't freaky. I'm scared of common house spiders, so if this thing was in my room I'd jump out my window onto the concrete pathway below. This fucker is scary! 3. The Japanese Hornet Ok. You think you're scared now? Wait til I tell you about THIS giant mother fucker. It's sting is described as feeling a hot nail being driven through them. Ouch. That, and the venom is very lethal to people who are not allergic. Remember that episode of Futurama that we've all seen when Fry, Leela, and Bender go to that giant space bee hive? Think of these little guys as relatives. f ‘ The Human Bot Fly Aw how cute and tiny and harmless, right? WRONG MUTHA FUCKA! This is the human bot fly. These guys are harmless by themselves, but with a little help they are very dangerous. They lay their eggs on mosquitos and horseflies or whatever might land on a human. The eggs rub off onto the person and the eggs hatch. Then the maggot burrow. Under your fucking skin. Living. Eating. In your skin. 1 The Mosquito The mosquito is always number one on either the most dangerous or most creepy list. Not only do these guys live on every continent, (actually, maybe not Antartica) but they carry a shit load of diseases. Let's list them, shall we? West Nile Virus, Malaria, Dengue Fever, Rift Valley Fever, and Yellow Fever, and Chikungunya. Damn! Six diseases, bitch! Hence why these guys are numbero uno on our list. I thought it would be nice to share with you just one more bug. This bug is my favorite. This cute little guy is the Honeypot Ant. They are harmless, don't panic, that's not venom in his abdomen, it's honey. Since these guys live in the desert, food is scarce. So a select few ants go out and find desert flowers to drink nectar from. When they make it back to the hive they shit in mouths of their fellow ants and larvae to feed them. :) Awwww. Also, if you're caught in the middle of the desert and starving to death, they make a great food source. So, yeah, this took a few hours to put together, some thumbs would be appreciated, and leave comments below on other creepy crawlies I should put in my next comp and I'll give you deds.
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