The DOs and DO NOTs of running your firstmarathonI The OatmealDO let those pre-race Jitters fly!Start out at a completely impractical pace.This will demoralize other runners into quitting early, and you will be crowned marathon champion at mile two.
*Le gf: Derp, we need to talk! NOW! I am sick of you being so sarcastic all the time. It's really rude. And then you will be homeless. Yes babe? see you do that stupid, sarcastic face to me again, I am going to kick you out on the street, with no where to live. whyyoumaddoe
working in a doctors office when the phone rings Hello, this is the doctors office, how can I help you? Oh, hi there! I need some help. Well, ok. What exactly do you need advice on? Well, I have diabetes, and I got hungry so I ate 7 big cookies. SL