*Le great moment*
FRIENDZONED
Hey bro!
Can I ask you something?
Sure!
Can you give me
the number of your friend
Derpette?
W-What you mean?
WHAT??!
Well, I’ve seen her sometimes and I must say she’s really hot
So I’d like to date her.
What’s up Derpina? Why are you so upset?
L NEVER
!