DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish		49
Adventurous	-	Slept with everyone
Athletic		No tits
Average looking	-	Ugly
Beautiful	-	Pathological liar
Contagious Smile	-	Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure	-	On medication
Feminist	.	Fat
Free spirit	-	Junkie
Friendship first	-	Former