Me back in elementary school with random classmate. My what? Hey Derp, your weenus is showing. ___the hell are you talking about? Just kidding dude, your weenus is that bit of loose skin on your elbow. plus, doing this while apparently levitating____ Present Day, upstairs at college party, thinking I'm going to score mad sexy time with the gf, leading her to bedroom like a boss. When suddenly.... I don't know Derp, I really need to get back and my ride is going to leave soon... Sorry, not tonight nope You'd take anything at this point wouldn't you? Well I'll tell you what... You can touch my weenus... PFFTTTCH CHHCHHH CMHPFF PFFFTCH PFFFFTH CHHTPF PFFCH CHHHH CHHCH WOMAN____ Vi'-', ' % ^ y %'im • h y 'ft'' ..AttV- >Vk Prepare... ..Your Weenus Dutch Rudder?