ON MONPAY, MY WIFE FOUNP A LOST CAT ALONG THE BIKE PATH. HE TRIEP TO JUMP INTO HER ARMS, ANP PURREP ALL THE WAY HOME HE WAS FRIENPLY ANP NEUTEREP— OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE'S ABANPONEP PET, PUE TO HIS EXTREME MALNUTRITION. HIS FAVORITE PASTTIMES SEEMEP TO BE EATING, PRINKING, ANP POING HIS VERY BEST