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thebattlemoose asked a question What is the correct usage of “thy" and “thou"? (You are an esteemed scientist.) Thou asketh a good question. “Thou” = you “Thou” is the subject form. “ Thou art esteemed scientist.” “Art thou surprised?” (Are you surprised?) “Thee” = you “Thee” is the object form. “This T-Rex wants to eat thee.” “I just sent thee an inappropriate text message.” "Thy"/ "Thine" = "your" Use “thy” before a word that starts with a consonant, and “thine” before a word that starts with a vowel. “Thy duck is very confident.” “To thine own self be trne.”
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"Asketh" is for third person singular, asshole. The "thou" form of "ask" is unpronounceable: "askst"; therefore one would probably say "Thou dost ask".
Also "Duck yea" is probably supposed to be a pun on "Fuck yeah"... only "yea" is pronounced "yay". The word you want is "yeah".
Fucking idiots doing grammar humor. Fuck this world.