First part: http://joyreactor.com/post/799617
Doc+or Cq+, since cq+s don'+ speak Engltsh, how do people unders+and you when you +alk? fHeow dare mew* HI have mew know I'm meowry good a+ speaking English! Doc+or Cq+, wha+ is your favori+e song abou+ ca+s? I don'+ remember wha+ i+'s called, bu+ i+ goes like +his! i* fHeow meow meow meow j-V