A heart surgeon dies and is given an elaborate funeral. An enormous heart covered in flowers stands behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opens, and the casket rolls inside. The heart then closes, sealing the surgeon inside the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners bursts into laughter. Everyone stares at him. He says, "I’m sorry; I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist." That's w hen the rectal surgeon fainted.