CHUCK NORRIS
THE DAY JESUS WALKED DN WATER, CHUCK NDRRIS SWAM THRDUUGH LAND
CHUCK NDRRIS KNDWS VICTORIAS SECRET
CHUCK NDRRIS' DISHES DDNT NEED TD BE WASHED, THEY CRY THEMSELVES TD SLEEP.
CHUCK NDRRIS MAKES DNIDNS CRY.
THE BRMUDA TRIANGLE USED TD BE THE BERMUDA SQUARE, UNTIL CHUCK NDRRIS