Anti Jokes Part One 1. Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it. 2. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus. 3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 4. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. 5. Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion. 6. Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education. 7. Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast ?. What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer. 3. Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future. 10. Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he was retarded and not really a waiter. +25 for moar. -25 for NO moar.