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Sex MythsNow before you all get excited, these are myths that involve sex in the sense of a story, not "if you do this during sex, then this will happen. So Do not get excited.On a TrainA couple had oral sex, then sex and then started smoking on a U.K. ^rain. The crew ignored complaints until they
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010link0

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Oral Sex is illegal in 18 statesIn Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights onIt is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourseSexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in GeorgiaEngaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DCIn Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasmIn Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll boothHaving sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in FloridaIt is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds

Some of these make sense.  But is there any reader out there who has not yet broken the law?

Me?  Off to jail I go...

14:21:41; 10 Mar 2014link0

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19:41:12; 17 Apr 2014link1

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John, do something! Show that you're a man for once!V\Shut up, Anne. The day the oral sex stopped, was the day you lost my support...22 years, Anne, 22 long, sad years ...,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,WUMO,robbery,husband
15:47:53; 26 Mar 2013link1

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Brazilian pastor, Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, was arrested for duping members of his congregation into believing his penis had been anointed with "Holy Spirit divine semen." A 23-year-old parishioner said, "He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth."

After worship, the pastor would take certain members of his flock back to the church so they could perform "oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit comes through ejaculation."

The pastor claims that he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel where the Lord and Savior gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state. Before posting bail and being released from jail he said, "You have in your hands the servant of the Lord and do not regret it yet. I hope to continue my wonderful job within the prison."
01:12:31; 23 Mar 2013link1

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that cloud over there looKS like d bunny giving oral sex .fa a girl with & SKirt. Jcloud looks \\Ke & rftmjf Ghat cloud l^s-ir^og Jli++le oneThis is adorable: Hugbot is trying to install a nucleo-gravitational hyper-crystalDear God...X wish that when I wake, Gramps will be alive ...just for one
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010link0

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SEX and yxmr bodyWe all know sex can be enjoyable. But, did you know it can be good for your health maybe in ways you never dreamed?1 36/1 mood2 stress2f\457Sperm, the best-known component in semen, only makes up about 3% of the fluid. The rest contains water and about 50 compounds, including many
02:45:02; 30 Jun 2011link0

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TOP 10 WTF? U.S. SEX LAWS1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.5.
08:45:37; 05 May 2011link0
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