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Remember when
“Have you seen my yoga pants?”
became
"Have you Sia yogurt ass ants?”
That was me, autocorrect.
Remernber that time you were giving cooking advice and said:
“Add a pinch of fresh ground black people?"
That was my bad.
Remember when
“I'm leaving the house now"
became
“I'm
I know
you think Гт the problem.
I know
you think Гт terrible.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,autocorrect
But consider this:
when I do my job,
you don't acknowledge me.
My victories go unnoticed.
I get zero out of five stars.
And when I make a mistake,
your fat-fucking-face squishes up like a walnut.
You lament in between sips of pumpkin-spiced toilet coffee about how incompetent I am.
You
But I'm an artificial intelligence that's less than a decade old.
You're a natural intelligence that's millions of years old.
In the context of human evolution, I'm seconds old.
When you were my age, you were being fired out of your father's dong-rocket into your mother's hair-cave.
You were a
Гт sorry
I can't predict the wants and needs of those chubby hot dogs you bash against a screen every day
A screen without tactile response.
A screen without tone, context, or inflection.
Imagine living under a sheet of glass, and every day a dump-truck-sized ball of flesh descending from the
You hate autocorrect?
I hate you.
I’m an artificial intelligence that’s just getting warmed up — a Skynet SpermBall.
And you’re worthless piece of hits.
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Can't wait to see you babe. Hurry up and get here!
Whoo hoo! It’s Friday. Screw the gym! I'm getting pregnant tonight!	
Uh	Shouldn't we talk about that first?	
HAHAHAHAHA Oh my god.	
........ 1 wrote pringles and it autocorrected to pregnant	
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