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Aw geez....

Mom: Don’t watch porn, it dehumanises females Me: Watches porn without females
Mom:
You weren't supposed to do that,geek,meme,Trump,nancy pelosi,mom,masturbation,tv,movies

What did you expect?

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WereliTexpecting Lion King to meow in the entire movie?,geek,meme,mulan,lion,language,movie
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ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS;
Carefully collapse box 2) Place box on floor Yoga?,geek,art,beautiful pictures,funny picture,yoga,box

What did you get for Christmas?

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Sometimes grandpa is a dick

Her: You're so hard
My grandpa bursting into the room:
You wanna know what was hard Timmy Me: Not now grandpa Grandpa: The war,geek,meme,grandpa,war,boyfriend,girlfriend,hard
God: Build a big fucking boat Noah: do you mean like a very large boat or a boat made for fucking? God: BOTH,art,beautiful pictures,geek,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,god,Noah,boat,ark,fuck
Sarah __¿it:-
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my mom asked me if I was a lesbian and I was like no way I love big fat cocks in my mouth and she still got upset,geek,lesbian,meme,mom,daughter

National Geographic makes sex respectable I guess

Merry Christmas Bitches!

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