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MESSAGESnowIlluminatiDon't fucking move!ICE ISN'T COLD! THE HAND FEELS COLD BECAUSE THE HEAT FROM YOUR HAND IS LEAVING YOUR SKIN AND MOVING INTO THE ICE.,ice,illuminati
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Comments 231.01.201812:27link4.1

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Comments 0 28.02.201600:37 link 5.2

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Little Johnie and the Government


little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she

said

proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil

spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”



“Very good,” said the teacher.



Little Jenny was next: “I sold magazines,” she said, “I made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current

events.”



“Very good, Jenny,” said the teacher..



Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath

… Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box

full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467,” he said. 

“$2,467!”

cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”



“Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny.



“Toothbrushes!” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell

enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”





“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny, “I set up

a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample.”

They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog ****!”Then


I would say,”It is dog ****. Wanna buy a toothbrush?”



“I used the governmental approach of giving you something ****ty for

free, and then making you pay to get the ****ty taste out of your

mouth.”


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Comments 029.12.201416:51link-0.5

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The Real Reason Christmas Happens Earlier Each Year

So now that everyone's Kcre, let's discuss nextAs you know, we have been slowly moving the Christmas Season earlier to increase holiday merchandiseThanks to all the hard work, we are ready to begin phaseand have the holiday Season completely absorb Thanksgiving.T CHRISTO WEE-GIVI w VAlfV-/l EASTER
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The Joy of Tech Mby Nitrozac & SnaggyMARTHA, NOTIFY THE CENTER TO EXPECT A NEW GUEST.OH, AND GET THE REST OF THE ILLUMINATI ON THE LINE, PEOPLE ARE CATCHING ON TO US.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,joyoftech,illuminati,job
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The best jokes (comics and images) about illuminati (+7 pictures, rating 9.8 - illuminati)