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Comments 013.02.202106:15link1.2

S-E-ARCH

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Hey, whats wrong? Are you sad?,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,doggybag,quotes,knowledge

Whenever Im sad, I just remember that l was the first sperm to reach the egg.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,doggybag,quotes,knowledge

Actually, It takes multiple sperm to break open an egg. You probably just sat there and watched while everyone else did all of the work.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,doggybag,quotes,knowledge

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Comments 006.02.201700:27link0.9

Prince Shawn.

STAR WARS QUOTES to SAVE ANY SITUATION,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,Star Wars,fandoms,life,quotes

$PLANNING FOR THE WEEKEND/\AHHH~ Fr IDAS' M6HT/ \,'JE 6oT THE WHOL&weekend ahead of n\ejWHAT SHAIL I DO7 ,f; ADVENTURE HWF? EtfdfE/AENT.C A JEDI CRAVES NOT TUESe THINGS,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,Star Wars,fandoms,life,quotes$

$FALLING BEHIND AT WORKrf itur cePAKmeMt is fiveY WEEK5 BEHIMD on PAPER-\WORK. THAT'S INtyOiSABLE /I ASSJRR 'rtXJ, LC^O VAEER! /AV /*\N ARE WORKING AS FAST AS THEV CAaI.iWOfiOM,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,Star Wars,fandoms,life,quotes$

IN THE BEDROOM,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,Star Wars,fandoms,life,quotes

CAPITAL PUNISHMENTfoR YcuR. HEiNOuS cmES I HEREfri' SENTTE^JCe MX> TDT>EATWIS.. IS THAT FIW STAR WARS?( strike i*e dcwn and i Shall oelome more , FDjJRFUL than VOU tan Vft^&LV IMAGINEHOHESTLV, THE CHA^ TD USE THAT LlKJ IS, LIKE, NWETR PERCmt OF Ia/HV I MURDER FEoFLE.,college humor,comics,funny

AT AN INTERVENTION,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,Star Wars,fandoms,life,quotes

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Comments 026.03.201519:14link0.3

MinionN42

"Gghagggahg gaggh ggahg gaggh" - Sasha Grey,sasha grey,quotes

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Comments 207.01.201522:45link0.8

Ali Heibi

$H'tQ* -;:r^r % % %%*.y*' jTj />x. * Wj.'4" Jfj ip>\? % or/ ^5.**A*\V^ ">f '.X7% \?\ \ i f oJ&Swprbd /vu* ' r &: ' Vflfc ^ C: ' R* \'/'r %fj5* *$' V/ -/\SJ\ V-.;VA> 0.>A ^NiV _y V-V/ wV* ;- ^S v-i ''y ./; ,v. r\ ../.Ay, no me gusta! thought Ofelia.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or$

Me so horny, explained the lady. Me love you long time.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

I can do anything I want, explained Frank. And so can you.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

/H a im-* WV///<?.;<?-i#AsA-*#///C_i 4- wr^ "jm- ./^ *%ct.-)/;/Yippee-Kay-Yay mother #@&*$$%! said John McClane.,aa /)// Ak VS>i7-> -'*' i i *.4<>-** IIwLJA*>.f4 ~1 A /3 'VkJ-+ v> -| K* &-<e&ni<e'I*'- ^I Mu)1 if i 1 fll_-- JLm*.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content,

VJv&*vcsV&UVi/TV &*L I (Ju^gbu^,4#* *v: ' ~ viY/Whats the most youve ever lost in a coin toss? asked Anton.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

Police! Freeze! said Marge. WRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... went the woodchipper.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

, , , , ! went the orchestra.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

You said it, man. Nobody #&%!$ with The Jesus.said The Jesus.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

What is in the box? What is in the box? asked Detective Mills.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

The horror...the horror... gasped Colonel Kurtz.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again, explained Buffalo Bill.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

Come play with us Danny, said the twins. For ever...and ever...and ever.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

Im smart! explained Fredo. Not like everybody says...like dumb...Im smart!,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

I want to be a cleaner, just like you, said Mathilda. Okay, replied Leon.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

Would you like me to seduce you? asked Mrs. Robinson.Is that what you are trying to tell me?,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

What have you done to it? asked Rosemary. What have you done to its eyes?,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

Wolfie is fine, honey...Wolfies just fine, said the T-1000. Where are you?,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

Im gonna make him an offer he wont refuse, explained Don Corleone.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

Your clothes .. . give them to me, now, said the Terminator.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

Now go home and get your #$@&*% shinebox! suggested Billy Batts.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence, explained Alex.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

You are a very nosey fella, kittykat, huh? asked the midget.You know what happens to nosey fellas?,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

Spec-tac-u-lar! thought Lester Burnham.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, said Walter. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3pm this afternoon, with nail polish.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

$u> ** *U9**, ^.5 ^-S- E^ ife E^ E<^ 'ib0i0^ r ,<^E^T M}:4i =\v/tB *' - M*JT%* x ^ 8(a^?/5SMi. a\QU( f\s-QU>/f?" tv J'.?5\ 'J ^ M ^\ inu>Just walk away, said Lord Humungus. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and Ill spare your lives. Just walk away.ei- wfi 2s A. -*a > & fir^51$

I am sorry, Dave, said Hal.I am afraid that I cannot do that.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

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YU re "na need a bigger bsuggested Chief Brody ,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

Kane, what is it? What is wrong? asked Ripley. AAAAHHHHHhhhhhh! answered Kane.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

$JL*1V Sell them to me. Sell me your children!k\I want to buy your women, explained Jake.0-11 .4-1___A.-____ 0-11 _____________-l-.'l J 1X O* *,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes$

I want you to hit me, said Tyler Durden, as hard as you can.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

Say what again. Say what again, said Jules. I dare you. I double dare you.,movies,quotes,Illustrations,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes

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Comments 309.10.201412:25link8.1

NinaxOptimus

irsSttDENSE! ',, EVERY SINGLE IMAGE HAS SO,MUCH goingIin..OH, SHUT YOUR0 FUCKING FACE!,anime,transformers,quotes,funny pictures,sandbox

me: XD shut up you mega cat face!

Megatron: What did you just call me?!?!

Me: a cat kitty face motha fucka ahahaah XD

Megatron:*attacks me*

Me:*douges every move like a boss* X3 miss!

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Optimus:*said that*

me: |

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Comments 016.07.201419:49link-0.2

Full_Ben

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Comments 303.07.201413:49link13.6

Prince Shawn.

A DIAGRAMMATICAL DISSERTATIONon Notable Lines of Cinematic ActionI Vol. I ITake your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!GEORGE TAYLOR, PLANET OF THE APESapeI ain't got time to bleed.BLAIN COOPER, PREDATORbleedHello. My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.XNXOO MOMTOYA,

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Comments 114.05.201423:56link1.3

Prince Shawn.

Long lost quote from the bible

$eath-------------------- , and n,y heart W* CW * *$:h the valley 0) ^ y heart, and my portion for ever.,F 'hOUshallowup death in vie-,; -I * L***W f ill wipe away tears from off all faces. * Isaiah 25.ting? O grave, %* i coring'f\HjlYmLora s^-i,/ay in his wickednes death. Pmr^5 &' *now justified$

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Comments 212.03.201422:17link1.8

RedRaven

If you think something is true, you should try as hard as you can to disprove it; only then can you get at the truth andnot fool yourself-Derek Mulleri,Derek Muller,quotes

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