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the oatmeal comics phone call customer service 

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Comments 0 25.06.201722:23 link 4.0

selfie stick the oatmeal comics how to 

How to use aselfie stickwithout bothering others.,selfie stick,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,how to

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Comments 0 23.06.201723:57 link 4.2

oatmeal comics week reaction the oatmeal 

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Comments 027.12.201622:40link0.9

oatmeal Pokemon fandoms pikachu comics shit the oatmeal 

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Comments 021.12.201618:39link3.1

oatmeal cats comics fail the oatmeal 

Trustis a tricky thing.,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal

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and placing yourself in tine hands of another----------v-,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal

It means Inanding over what is most precious to you,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal

and saying Here, this is yours,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal

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Trust means making yourself vulnerable,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal

J.exposing your tender underbelly,,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal

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Trust is tine foundation of love.,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal

Its how we truly connect withone anoth-SHI T,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal


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Comments 0 19.12.201618:58 link 0.4

the oatmeal comics site mobile 

What a mobile uuebsi+e is SUppOS^d to doreadable on thisWhat every major news outlet is doing=Turning thisLogoNavigationSidebarContent//? ! \ IInto thisThe Oatmeal,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,site,mobile
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Comments 0 19.12.201615:43 link 6.2

the oatmeal comics bear stand up 

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Comments 027.10.201618:40link3.5

happiness person the oatmeal comics 

I am not a happy person.When I tell people this, they infer that I amunhappy.They assume my status is binary^ Oeither Im ajoyous triumph,They recognize no spectrum, only two states of being >happy and unhappy.,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

But Ive never felt 'happy. Ive felt joy. Ive felt bliss.But those feelings are ephemeral.Being 'happy implies permanence.It implies you completed all the prerequisites.And now you get to sit atop your giant pile of happy, forever.,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

It implies you won.r^( beat the end boss. ~,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

When I disparage this idea of happiness, the counter-argument is always the same^"Oh I krouj!It's all about the journey.The conversation about "theJourney" is always coupled with the idea that the Journey is ajoyous one, rich with smilesand fun and laughter.Also,Journeys require endpoints,

The problem with 'happy* is a lot like the problem with Pluto.Several years ago, Pluto lost its designation as a planet, which caused a lot of Uproar.But Pluto itself was never the problem. Its our definition of 'planet* that was the problem. 'Planet* comes from a Greek word, meaning 'wanderer,*

Our sense of happiness is so brittle, it can be destroyed simply by asking whether or not it exists.,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

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Its beautiful.Thank you.I l,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

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Does it make youGlorkappy?IGlorkappy?,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

, Glorkappy.Its when you generally feel good all the time.1 smile a lotbecause youre fulfilled.,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

Oh, I don't know.Ijust like SlargNakking.Sometimes my arms hurt from lifting these, and sometimes I get frustrated.But I find it meaningful.,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

I guess I never really thought about it until now.I guess Im not all that Glorkappy.I guess Im UnGlorkappy.,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

Thats too bad.It really 1 beautiful, though.Thank you.x.-,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

MaybeIm just built differently.Maybe I was born anxious and angry and this is bow I find peace with tbe universe.Maybe I truly am miserable, and everyone else is feeling something Im not.Or maybe theyre all full of shit.Its irrelevant. Because Im not happy, and I dont pretend to be.Instead,Im busy.

I run over mountains until my toenails fall off.I run until my feet bleed and my skin burns and my bones scream.I read.I read long, complicated books about very smart things.And I read short, silly books about very stupid things.I read until their stories are more fascinating to me than the people


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Comments 002.09.201619:33link1.7

bun how to the oatmeal comics 

HOW TO TIE AMAN BUN1WITH A SCOOPING MOTION, PUSH YOUR HAIR FRONT TO BACK, STARTING AT THE FOREHEAD.2FORM THE HAIR INTO A TIGHT BALL, AND GRIP IT FIRMLY WITH BOTH HANDS.3NOW, COMPLETELY SUBMERGE YOUR HEAD IN A BUCKET OF WATER AND HOLD IT THERE.IF NECESSARY,ASK A FRIEND TO HELP.The Oatmeal,bun,how
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Comments 108.08.201617:30link4.9

dogs the oatmeal comics speed 

My dog has two speeds=Zero miles-per-hourSHIT-yEAH-LlGHTSPEED-MOTHERFUCKERmiles-per-hourThe Oatmeal,dogs,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,speed
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Comments 115.06.201615:23link3.8
In this section we collect only interesting comic strips of the oatmeal (+84 pictures, rating 366.2 - the oatmeal)