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funny picture lesbians lesbian pussy twitter 

I thought everyone eats pussy

<Threadtl Austo Retweeted- flozmin -@hedaspatroclusVguess which one doesn't eat pussy,funny picture,lesbians,lesbian,pussy,twitter
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Comments 406.02.202221:12link7.8
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funny picture funny pictures twitter zoo animals work 

OMG my dad is an electrician at the zoo and look how he spent his morning I'm cryingYour dad small as hell,funny picture,funny pictures,twitter,zoo,animals,work
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Comments 002.01.202221:44link6.4
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geek twitter god wings 

I like BBQ wings

LordoharcGZfA@lordofscrcGSM69*Me in heaven*God: You're about to get ur wings. Me: LcMon pepper or bbq?God: Get out.,geek,twitter,god,wings
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Comments 022.10.202104:08link5.5
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geek twitter meme color colors paint cook funny 

geek,twitter,meme,color,colors,paint,cook,funny
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Comments 127.09.202105:15link4.9
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geek meme twitter grandma sex Thanos wtf 

Chi SosaMarch 31 0O*OMost Embarrassing Sex Moment G0&our grandma walked in ^21w Like Reply 01K, --,geek,meme,twitter,grandma,sex,fucking,Thanos,wtf
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Comments 012.09.202105:17link7.9
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geek twitter gravy food southerner blood informative 

Now if we could get them vaccinated

Sarah Candler@sarahgcandlerHow did it take me this long to find the perfect analogy to explain the need for anticoagulation in Afib to my fellow Southerners?!Me: "Blood is the consistency of gravy. If you stop stirring your roux evenly" Pt: "It clumps!"Me: "Here's your gravy
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Comments 005.09.202118:46link4.5
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geek twitter meme jesus judas straw dinner 

What'ssup

dan mentos@ Dan Mentos[last supper]Jesus: raising chalice* let us sup Judas: what's sup?Jesus: Not much what's up with you Imao Judas: this is the last straw,geek,twitter,meme,jesus,judas,straw,dinner
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Comments 121.03.202121:07link4.1
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geek meme twitter dick nuts german candy 

p connyhascontrolIm kinkshaming all of GermanyUdiscoursestormIs it better or worse if I tell y'all that "Nusse" means "nuts"humming-bird-mothDicke means Fat or ThickQanafenzathis post only gets worsejQinoxperidotsuper dickmans thick nuts,geek,meme,twitter,dick,nuts,german,candy
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Comments 221.03.202121:04link4.9
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geek funny funny picture Star Wars order fuck Jedi Star Wars money twitter ...fandoms 

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Comments 108.03.202105:39link5.0
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geek twitter meme vodka alcohol orange-jucie orange drink screwdriver skull 

miKE LilERALL^O@SkippyMcGizzardVIf you drink vodka & orange juice from the skull of a guy named Phil, you have yourself a Philip's head screwdriver.1:30 PM 2020-09-19 Twitter for Android126 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 318
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Comments 107.02.202105:30link5.1
The best jokes (comics and images) about twitter (+210 pictures, rating 518.2 - twitter)