"Hey. S'up. You haven't seen my ears around, have you?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

...Don't get it.

G'won, tailgate her. I dare you!

I dunno exactly what they eat in China... but I should probably want to grow old there.

Actually there's one thing I do know.
In the west, your doctor gets paid when you're ill, and paid proportionately to what treatments he gives you (not how well it works).
Just as an example, my mother had 32 cavities. Her dentist told her about 2 of them, treated them. then had her come back to take care of "new" cavities he'd "discovered". He sent her off to other dentists and orthodontists for expensive surgeries, the necessity of which was questionable, but which certainly not have been needed if the detected cavities had been treated immediately instead of being allowed to fester for the sake of this dentist's ongoing profiteering. She has a new dentist now, and a pending lawsuit against the old one.

In China, the doctor gets paid when his patients are healthy, and stops getting paid when they're ill.
Their way is better... and grandpas like this guy are the proof.

Imagine sitting in your doctor's office and being told every organ in your digestive tract simultaneously developed cancer.

...Or sour cream?

Could be worse. You ever see the movie "World's Greatest Dad" starring Robin Williams?

Oh yeah.... the new paintjob threw me off.

I'm not really a fan of these sort of comics, where the only "punchline" to speak of is basically just "depressed person is depressed." or "Pessimist is pessimistic." It's really not much of a joke.

Reminds me of another piece of modern art my uncle has. It's like a shape of mesh that doesn't really look like anything, but shine a light through it at the right angle and it casts a shadow of a lovely female form!