"Who do you want to look like, little dude?"
"Grace Jones!"
"...The hell do you even know who that is? A'ight."

This... makes me very hesitant to drink that "milk".

Why police shoes aren't cross-trainers, we may never know.

"Sometimes, you just need a cheerleader."

"Macha" being the high-grade green tea powder the Japanese use in formal tea ceremony, for those less familiar.

That made my day. ^_^
It takes so little to make a man happy, really.

Yeah... this one isn't going on the list of your smart moves either, "Daddy".

Beware lolcats! Your days in the sun are numbered!

FYI, if you click the "response" button instead of adding a new, non-replying comment, I would have gotten a notification you'd said something to me... like the one you're about to get. ;)

What a warm, family-oriented company to work for. ^_^