Cat: "...and the only thing that bitch bought ME was a scratching post."
Hinoron Hinoron 02.10.202217:24 response link
There's a story here... I'm a little afraid to ask it.
Hinoron Hinoron 26.09.202209:00 response link
"Spooky action at a distance"?
Hinoron Hinoron26.09.202208:59responselink
No windshield?
Hinoron Hinoron 26.09.202208:53 response link
Some women stumble in their high heels and might at worst sprain an ankle.
The owner of this show is going to the emergency room.
Hinoron Hinoron 26.09.202208:50 response link
A real man doesn't need a woman to tell him what a real man does or doesn't.
And even if he did, he ought to be able to find a better woman than this. (by throwing a shoe into a crowd, even).
Hinoron Hinoron26.09.202208:48responselink
Simpsons, certainly.
I'm guessing Spongebob, but I'm the wrong generation to have watched that.
No idea.
...and I guess our punchline is that it's a casting couch from "audition" porn vids. Can't say I recognize it specifically though.
Hinoron Hinoron 26.09.202208:43 response link
Seen that on a Lamborghini. Who spends that much to shiny up a VAN though?
Hinoron Hinoron 26.09.202208:40 response link
I like to imagine the Pope, in his long white robes, standing in front of (unlabeled) signs like this, scratching his head in confusion.
Hinoron Hinoron 24.09.202222:26 response link
(in the news, three months from now:)
Chuck sues the maker of this doll for defamatory use of his name and image, and wins the legal battle even more easily than he did against that shmuck who tried to publish a book of "Chuck Norris Jokes" (Chuck himself hates those, BTW).

Most people hearing the news applaud.
Hinoron Hinoron 24.09.202222:24 response link