Just like grandma used to make.
Hinoron Hinoron 07.12.202203:23 response link
Ah, the proverbial "Land of Milk and Honey".
Hinoron Hinoron 07.12.202203:14 response link
Watching a concussion go from mild to severe.
...I hope she recovers.
Hinoron Hinoron28.11.202218:09responselink
Kitten: "This plane can land safely... right? Giant metal tube flying higher than any bird? Humans built this, so it's safe, right?"
Me: "Well... Look, they used to tell me that every time I masturbated, God kills a kitten. I'm 40 now... I think I've pretty much wiped out whole breeds by myself. Even just going by the last 48 hours... your chances aren't looking good."
Hinoron Hinoron26.11.202207:12responselink
Furryphobia starts early...
Hinoron Hinoron 26.11.202207:09 response link
Well, it's in your bank statements; granted it will only tell you the store or restaurant you made purchases at, not specifically what you bought.
I apparently spend somewhere between $200-250 a month at Tim Hortens. T_T
Hinoron Hinoron26.11.202204:47responselink
(little boy runs up to grab a fat lady by the ass)
"WHAT THE FU---"
Hinoron Hinoron 26.11.202204:46 response link
"Honey? Our toddler just beat half her preschool kids up badly enough to require hospitalization. Do you know where she learned Kung-Fu?"
"Uh... no... no idea..."
Hinoron Hinoron 26.11.202204:44 response link
The thing you gotta remember about fat guys is, they carry their own weight around all day long. A lot of them are pretty strong.
Hinoron Hinoron26.11.202204:42responselink
the FUCK???
JAIL! NOW!
Hinoron Hinoron26.11.202204:41responselink