Man, that company makes the most AMAZING commercials for instant noodles!
Same guys that do that chicken one, yeah?
Hinoron Hinoron26.11.202204:40responselink
Sure got dark fast.
Hinoron Hinoron 26.11.202204:33 response link
What was being attempted here? In-motion public motorcycle blowjob?
Hinoron Hinoron 26.11.202204:33 response link
We will never be as weird about sex as Japan, no matter how we try.
Hinoron Hinoron 26.11.202204:30 response link
"There IS a war on Christmas!" O_O
Hinoron Hinoron 26.11.202204:26 response link
Actually, this pairs well with the post above it. ^_^
Hinoron Hinoron 24.11.202218:01 response link
...and it's classed as a "comedy"? O_o
I may just watch this later. Thank you. That was a expert-level thorough response!
Hinoron Hinoron 24.11.202217:59 response link
...Okay, I DO recall reading about how Hostess announced they were going to stop making Twinkies, and like 1/4 of the USA completely lost their shit... but this is ridiculous (well, as much or more ridiculous than the other thing). It's like advertising you made a donut-flavoured muffin.
Hinoron Hinoron 24.11.202217:55 response link
Reminds me of a joke... let me see how well I remember it.

Once, in the early 1900s, a sailor had been watching his fellow ship-mates trying to talk up the most attractive woman at a bar, but she shooed them all away like they were boring. He looked thoughtful for a moment, then approached her.
"You know," he began, "I'm not like those other lads. For one thing, I have two penises."
Well, this at least got her full attention. she turned to look at him with plain disbelief. "That's ridiculous! I don't believe you!"
"It's true." He insisted calmly. "I can even show you if you like, but we'd have to go somewhere more private." With that, he finished his drink and walked out the bar's side door, into the alley. After a moment's hesitation, she followed.
"Alright, show me!" She insisted, hands on her hips.
He grinned at her. "Oh, I surely will... but I don't want to bring them out in the cold air for nothing, if you catch my drift."
She did, and with a dubious raised eyebrow, got down on her knees.
Sailor pants of the day didn't have a fly, but rather buttoned up the sides. He unbuttoned one side, reached in, and pulled out an erect penis. "Here's the first little fella! Make him happy and I'll show you his brother!"
So she did as asked, giving the penis a blow job. He wiped himself clean and put the shrinking penis back in his pants, buttoning up the side.
"Now show me the other one." She demanded, skeptically.
Obediently, he unbuttoned the opposite side of his pants, and pulled out a penis again, but it hung limply.
"How come this one isn't at attention?" She interrogated. "That's the same penis, isn't it?"
"Oh no," he replied, "The poor boy's just sulking because he didn't get to go first!"
Hinoron Hinoron23.11.202204:53responselink
Covid lockdowns are hard on all of us kid.
Hinoron Hinoron 23.11.202204:40 response link