Yeah... raising your kids using urban myths as genuine life-lessons will do that.
Also leads to dysfunctional young adults, many years down the road.
Hinoron Hinoron 09.04.201509:17 response link
At this point, there's little difference between the two.
Hinoron Hinoron09.04.201509:16responselink
Yes... yes we are. T_T
Hinoron Hinoron 09.04.201509:11 response link
The Fuckgiver!
Fuckscaliber!
Fuckbreaker!
The Sword of Fuck! (as opposed to "Truth")
Fuckrandel!
Heavenly Fuck!
Johnny Corkfuck! (you're classy if you get that reference)
Fuckvengence!
The Swords of Night and Fuck!
Verminfuck! (That one just became gross)
Heron Fuck Sword!
Blackfuck!
Fuckroar!
Sister Fuck! (Coulda subbed in the other half of that name... but ultimately didn't)
Fucksbane!
Longfuck!
The Needle (fuck)
Oathfucker!
The Black Fuck!
Fuckbrand!
The Dragon Fucker sword!
The Sword of Gryffinfuck!
The Twelve Swords of Fucking! (Could easily do all of those individually... just "Mindfuck" on it's own sounds pretty special. )
Glamdring, the Foe-Fucker!
Hadhafuck!
The Fucksword! (how did it take me this long to do that one?)
Terminis Fuck!
WereFucker (not a Twilight reference!)
Clamorfuck!
The Fuckcleaver!
Icingfuck and Tinkle!
Godsfuck!
Charon's Fuck!
Backfucker!
Anaklusfuck!

... Hmm...

AssSlayer! (I am all out of fucks to give, apparently. :( )



(Man... I could be a cast member in the un-air-able director's cut of Big Bang Theory with a list like this!)
(Heh... "Big Fuck Theory"! ^_^
Hinoron Hinoron 09.04.201509:06 response link
Actually most spiders you find indoors are not capable of surviving out of doors. It's more like finding a slower and crueler way to kill them. A PETA-style "rescue"!
Hinoron Hinoron 09.04.201508:01 response link
Apostrophes are important!
Hinoron Hinoron 09.04.201507:59 response link
Happy Mother's Day!
Hinoron Hinoron 09.04.201507:57 response link
KINDA like spiderman, except better appreciation, MUCH better paid, better popularity, higher self-esteem...
Hinoron Hinoron09.04.201507:47responselink
That's the high-self esteem response!

Now, go to work like that. Bet no one has the confidence to question you!
God knows everything male has been whipped hard and long enough to be terrified of ever making a negative comment about a woman's appearance by now.
Hinoron Hinoron 09.04.201507:29 response link
I live in a low-income building. We have a few career pan-handlers, who in turn know many more. None are crime-family affiliated. All are junkies or "recovering" junkies, however.

Frankly, crime families of any size and experience run themselves like a business, and know better than to employ the most unreliable people on the planet.
Hinoron Hinoron 09.04.201507:17 response link