"I swear mom, i wasn't masturbating i was just typing."
Never want to be seen using this from behind.

Too much condiment for one dog.

Since a large portion of taste is smell i hope whoever had those had scentless feet.

Didn't we see this one in that car hackshop frenzy yesterday?

Its this meme again.

Its like being able to make an entire omlette with just one platypus, they lay eggs, have milk that could be cheese and if you were really desperate you could make sausage out of it.

Pretty sure that is somehow a criminal offense, if not it probably should be.

https://www.homecrux.com/benedetto-bufalino-bus-swimming-pool/131499/

Real.

The more i see the less i know.

I don't know of any parasites that go after spiders actually, probably related to the way they eat being injecting liquidizing venom into the food.