For example

Been a patron for a while, you would like some of their old ones.

Nah, look at the paws, they are muddy, a taxidermy would be too stiff to do that.

Looks kind of like a locust tree, they grow really tall really fast.

Pretty sure the lady on the right was just photoshopped to be fatter. The fact they are just wearing the same underwear but stretched is highly suspicious.

I don't know what is going on but I am strangely okay with this developement.

The fanbase never accepted them so they started their own enlightened cult.

I am intimidated, but it's worth the old college try I guess.

I would like to know too, for a friend.

Its a hot body of water in a cold environment. It is most likely real. Look up hotsprings in Nagano Japan in the winter.