Not if you're a politician...

That pigeon is gangsta

I usually go by the old standard "...if there's grass on the field, play ball...."

Five guys is too expensive....almost $75 to feed the family.

Every neighborhood has that one child that you wonder about

Well it doesn't look like the cables are connected to the battery so I'm going with no on changing a tire.

At least their heads are warm....(As the say in Oklahoma, I know its wrong but I'm weak)

...and the first thought is how the hell did they do that...?

Looks like whatever they threw up there was probably conductive, shorted out across the power lines and instantly vaporized just like a fuse would. The resulting explosion blew the other two guys off the ladder and their feet. Lucky Darwin wannabes....

I like dat ass but those thighs scare me a bit