Prosector: Mr. Jackson did you have sex with those kids?

MJ: No sir, I did not have sex with those kids.....I made love to them....
alcortje alcortje18.09.202005:27responselink
That garden hose works pretty well! Gets shit of the car when you wash it so it should work for the ass.
alcortje alcortje18.09.202005:24responselink
"...dude don't harsh my mellow..."
alcortje alcortje18.09.202005:22responselink↑
Don't worry about drowning with tig ole bitties like that
alcortje alcortje 17.09.202004:11 response link
Swans are mean birds. They will chase you for no other reason than they are sure they can get away with it.
alcortje alcortje 15.09.202000:57 response link
Well to be honest the sign is hard to read
alcortje alcortje11.09.202004:13responselink↑
Maybe....maybe not. The people that I work with can't seem to wear their masks properly.
alcortje alcortje 11.09.202004:08 response link ↑
So Tatooine is like the Kentucky of their galaxy
alcortje alcortje 11.09.202004:07 response link
' - IJlljjiIM.'J"
alcortje alcortje 09.09.202005:39 response link
I'm surprised that people are still here at all.
alcortje alcortje02.09.202002:55responselink↑