Korean Knievel!
alcortje alcortje20.02.201722:34responselink
[insert long dong joke here]
alcortje alcortje20.02.201703:36responselink
Sure, first woman that shows up to work in this outfit will sue ME for sexual harassment
alcortje alcortje20.02.201703:35responselink
No one gives a piss poor damn if she has had plastic surgery or not...once she sticks those boobs in your face, you will forget what your name is.
link to the gif
alcortje alcortje17.02.201722:10responselink
I don't mind some bush but I'm not a fan of overgrown jungles.
alcortje alcortje08.02.201706:24responselink
Which library is this...? My friend needs to renew my library card.
alcortje alcortje06.02.201701:13responselink
So the wife can see where you sprayed....;-)
alcortje alcortje30.01.201723:09responselink
Either some people will eat anything or some things just taste like paper.
alcortje alcortje21.01.201721:13responselink
Typical "jump" start for a TRIGA reactor...probably irradiating research samples
alcortje alcortje18.01.201720:28responselink
it says -

Crippled man, put away your crutches and walk

But Jesus...

Fear nothing! Your belief in God will support you

Its Jesus being a dick....
alcortje alcortje14.01.201700:21responselink