DAY-UM! Was I ay a rodeo years ago and saw a guy get gored but this guy is going to need some oxycodone.

So if I want her to shave my junk, will she sit on my face?

Just wait until it brake checks the autopilot behind you....

wow someone really hated on this one....

Judging by the outside of the geode I think it was polished into that shape.

I love wet nipples and wet boobs

"...when you can afford an Uber..."

Well one look and I would say she is out of my league and pay scale

"...we named our dog Egypt 'cause he leaves a pyramid in every room..." - Rodney Dangerfield

I think that is more a matter of doing remake/reboots. Some movies you just can't do it that with. Madonna wanted to do a remake of "Casablanca" and Hollywood told her to piss off. There has been no reboots of "Casablanca", "Citizen Kane", or "Gone with the Wind" and so many others. On the other hand the Cohen Brothers remake of "True Grit" was praised highly in light of it more closely parallelling the book.