Looks like she's got spooge in her hair.

I punched that guy, I did I did
I slapped that bitch and her kid
I fucked them up because I'm mad
I told the truth, aren't you glad

Why yes it is....did you not recognize her by her "golden globes" award?

My grandparents never GAVE me money. I had to cut the grass, rake the lawn, wash cars, clean the garage and a lot of other things. And I did it not because they were paying me but because my mom asked me to go over there and do it.

What will Apple think of next?

I bet he gets all the fine bitches

At least he's honest about it

At least her eyes are still open

I hope that sock isn't stiff

Just as long as the snail doesn't go plaid.