I'm a Georgian caucasian, but alas, I don't live in Caucasian Georgia. I'm American, but don't hold that against me. I love hamburgers (who doesn't?) but I don't own a gun and I didn't vote for Trump.

This was taken right before the second bullet.

Georgia or Georgia? It's probably Georgia. I live in Georgia.

goobl plez

Don't worry, my dudes. This fella never had a girlfriend in his life. I can tell because 4chan.

do me
now
prick!

"Talmbout???" That's a new one for me, and now I'm just a little more dumb for having read it. Stupidity like that spreads like a disease. It's not even an original joke. Asshat.

What about grapefruits?

Does that mean "oranges" is French for "oranges?"

The fuck are "bananes?"