They should have given out fleshlights.

Yo dawg, I heard you like trucks.

What woman? All I can see are guys with guns laying down in a big dirt field with a weird bush next to it...

So many questions... chocolate syrup? mustard? laundry detergent? pocket bananas? belly-button-asshole?? All I know for sure is that some real serious shit is about to go down.

Mr. Testicle Head

But why does he look like a muppet?

Looks like the orb from Phantasm

The sun, though... lol

Me, if I stare at her long enough...

Calvin is at it again...